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Nightclubs. Huh?! What, as a crucible of alpha male staring competitions, sticky carpets and crushed romantic hopes, are they good for? Absolutely nothing. Take away the edgy danger that lurks in its shadowy Stygian corners, and the clammy adrenelin that comes with it, and the whole peacock parading pageant would be left with the same milky cosiness of a child's birthday party. So whether it's dashed dreams of a Caligula-esque debauchery or complete social alienation lurking beyond the bouncer's frown, they've never been the place for the introverted, honest and awkward to flourish (ref. How Soon Is Now?). Musically, though,...