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Madonna may be the queen of pop, but she’s a royal pain in the butt. Before her concert at the Palais Nakaia concert hall in Nice, France on August 26th, she had all of the commodes, showers, and sinks removed, scrubbed down, and then reinstalled.

Jeezus, can you imagine how much of a thrill that must’ve been for those fools who work under her? Screw that. Her royal highness can’t put her tushy down just anywhere. Someone needs to tell her that those seatcovers are much cheaper. Just sayin. But she has money to burn, so it’s all good. I mean,...